The Editor's blog

Problems Drinking And Pissing At Arctic Monkeys Show

The Arctic Monkeys promoters have issued an apology to their fans for the poor organization of bars and toilets at their recent concert in Manchester, UK.

Problems are understood to have stemmed from an environmentally friendly recycling cup scheme, which "meant the remaining bar frontage could not cope with the demand for beer at the concert on Saturday.

Congressman Shays Issues A Public Apology

Rep. Christopher Shays (R-Conn.) got into a loud, angry dispute with a U.S. Capitol Police officer at the security checkpoint inside the entrance of the West Side of the Capitol. Shays offered a public apology for the incident and said that he wants to meet with the officer personally to reiterate how sorry he is.

Angry Pagans

The Sussex Archaeological Society has apologised to protesters after they allowed a controversial stunt to give the Long Man of Wilmington a sex change.

Chief Executive Office of the organization, John Manley, said: 'The Sussex Archaeological Society would like to apologize to representatives of the Pagan community, or any other individual or groups, who might have been offended by recent television filming on the Long Man of Wilmington.

Very Very Sorry... Again

U.S. Sen. David Vitter again apologized to his supporters "who I have let down and disappointed with these actions from my past" but said today it is time to put the embarrassment of being on the phone list of a Washington, D.C., prostitute behind him and go back to work.

Sorry, No More Games With Manchester Cathedral

Sony Corporation issued an apology today in the Manchester Evening News for its video game, Resistance:Fall of Man, that features a bloody shootout inside the Anglican cathedral, but it did not address the Church of England's demands that the company withdraw the game.

No Good Hoes

Apology for fake farm tools not enough

By the end of last week the Minister for Disaster Preparedness and Refugees, Tarsis Kabwegyere, had begun to climb down from his high horse and say sorry for the inexcusable supply of fake farm implements to Internally Displaced Persons.

Former mental health patients to fight for apology

A lawyer representing former mental health patients says his clients will fight for an apology over traumatic experiences received while in care.

Hundreds of patients who spent time in state psychiatric institutions from the 1940s until 1992 have told their stories to a Confidential Forum set up by the Government.

Posh Beckham Gets Apology And Wins Libel Suit

The former Spice Girl won undisclosed libel damages Monday as a result of an article published in Star magazine that claimed the crew of Beckham’s NBC reality program called her “full of herself and not very nice.”

The article, which ran in April, called the new Los Angeles import “picky, demanding, and rude” and described her as waltzing “round with her icy attitude”.

Cameron Diaz apologizes for carrying bag with Maoist slogan in Peru

Cameron Diaz, who was recently in Peru to record a TV program about local culture, has apologized for carrying a bag with a political slogan that was offensive to the Peruvian people.
The Shrek star was spotted at the historical Machu Picchu site sporting a green bag with a red Chinese star and the slogan "serve the people" written in Chinese.

McCain's Campaign Apologizes to Romney

John McCain's presidential campaign has apologized to Republican rival Mitt Romney for comments about the Mormon church allegedly made by a volunteer earlier this year.